You Need To Watch The Blue Jays All Because Of Vladdy JR
So the MLB “playoffs” have started today. It’s not the normal playoff format, but I’m not complaining playoff baseball is the best. Baseball was my first love, and even though I’m more of a basketball, and football fan now. I still love baseball, and when every pitch is life or death it’s the best. A lot of baseball fans only watch their favorite team, and that’s fine and all. But if your favorite team isn’t the Blue Jays you need to start watching them. Vladmir Guerrero JR is the Jays upcoming star. Now if that name sounds familiar, it should, he is the son of superstar Vladmir Geurrero. I remember Vladdy as being the player who would crush any fucking pitch. It didn’t matter if that ball was skipping to the plate, he was going to swing, and probably send it to the god damn moon.
Like his father Vladdy JR is starting his career in Canada. Vladdy started with the Montreal Expos, RIP. Vladdy JR is starting his career with the Toronto Blue Jays unlike his father who started his career thin, and then got chunky later in his career. Vladdy JR is a big boy right from the start. It’s a miracle that he can even run to first base since he has to carry a wagon for an ass.
In Vladdy JR rookie year he ended the season 6th in Rookie Of The Year voting, and finished with 15 home runs and 69 RBI. Oh and he won the 2019 home run derby while setting a record of 91 total home runs. That’s 30 more than the previous record. You know no big deal for the then 20 year old rookie. At 20 I was concerned about getting shit faced, and there’s Vladdy JR casually setting records.
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Ladies I know you love baseball pants, and take a look at the size of that ass.
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