“[W]e started buying anticold capsules from the chemist’s,” he wrote. “Separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally, where, of course, the human body being a wonderful thing, they would dissolve effortlessly into the system.”

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/rod-stewart-took-cocaine-anally/

I mean would you except anything else from the rock God that is Rod Stewart. The crazy thing is that he actually had a good reason for this, this wasn’t for fun, but to keep his voice glorious.

While this may sound like typical rock star excess, there’s actually a valid reason for it. By snorting cocaine, Stewart was worried that he was putting his nasal passages – and thus his famous singing voice – at risk. In other words, he stuck cocaine up his butt for the fans, man.

If that’s not dedication I don’t know what is. This isn’t being the funny guy at the party who wants to get extra hammered while doing butt chugs. No Rod Stewart was thinking about his fans while he shoved capsules of cocaine up his ass. Some people call cocaine nose candy, but not Rod Stewart cocaine was his ass candy.

I mean thank god he did this for us fans. Imagine if this beautiful voice was ruined by nose candy. We would be missing out on jams like Maggie May.

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