This isn’t some strange thing where you have to fuck a plant. I bet there are some freaky people who look at a Venus Fly Trap, and wonder what it would feel like to put their dick in it. Those people can keep doing whatever freaky shit, as long as I’m not involved.

Winners will record where and how often they romp, and which plants, such as horny goat weed, turned them on. The site found 61 per cent are having less sex amid the pandemic. To apply for the job, both partners need to be aged between 25-65 and must live together – and ensure they are allergic to any of the plants.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/13137746/brits-money-free-plants-sex/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmaintwitter&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1604844487

With the new life that is the Covid pandemic going out to a bar, and hooking up with a random chick is now gone. Instead it’s all about dating apps, and sliding into DM’s. I don’t know how either of those methods work, a simple tinder picture is never flattering for this fat ass, and going out to a bar means getting as drunk as humanly possible, and stumbling my way home. Never mind trying to convince a girl to come home with me as I boot and rally in the bathroom. Well if you can convince your partner or an old hook up to carve 2 minutes out of their day to jump in the sheets, it might be worth it as you can make some cold hard cash.

Couples have had to work from home for over 8 months, and there is no excuse to leave the house to have a couple of cold ones with the boys. I know that I’ve been playing more video games in the last couple of months than I have since I was in high school. Warzone has replaced watching a game with the boys, and I can feel the fiery eyes of my wife as I sit down for 6 straight hours and scream at the tv. Instead of having that be the new norm why not get your freak on, and you have the excuse that it’s like a job your making money to cum.

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