Is Bryson DeChambeau Having Steroids Withdrawal??
Anyone who even kind of pays attention to sports knows that Bryson’s 2020 story is the main thing to happen to golf this past year. Last year was all about the come back story of the greatest golfer in the world with Tiger Woods. This year it’s about protein shakes, 48 inch long drivers, workout plans, and Bryson nuking golf balls.
Before this year Bryson was known to be the mad scientist. He would spritz his golf balls with water to replicate the dampness that would happen when his ball would travel through the grass. He would study angles, and weather as if his entire life depended on it. He beefed with Brooks Koepka after Brooks complained about his slow play. They then went at each other after Bryson admitted that Brooks would kick his ass in a fight. A little strange that after this is when we see Bryson get huge. There was of course Brooks joking about the ants that could’ve “killed” Bryson. Then my personal favorite was this tweet after Bryson tweeted out on a camera guy for filming him being upset.
So I’m not the first one to question if Bryson is juicing to get extra yards from his shots. This is of course Masters week, and every casual golf fan is obsessing with the greatest tournament. Bryson has some choice words at the start of the Masters. Bryson had the balls to talk shit about the greatest course on planet earth and said that his par for Augusta would be 67, well Augusta chewed him and spat him out.
Bryson by the hair of his shriveled balls made the cut after posting a 70 on Thursday, and then on Friday before play was suspended he was on track to miss the cut. After finishing his round Saturday morning he finished with a 74, 2 over par. Which made his final score after two days even par, and finished just over the cut line.
“I was feeling something a little weird two nights ago, and I came out [Friday] and was fine for the most part,’’ he said. “As I kept going through the round [Saturday], I started getting a little dizzy. I don’t know what was going on, a little something weird. “I got checked for COVID [Friday] night and I was fine, nothing. It wasn’t that. It’s no respiratory anything. It’s more of just very dizzy, and I’ve got a pain in my stomach. Just some weird stuff going on. Every time I’d bend over and come back up, I’d like lose my stance a little bit. “So, I don’t know what’s going on. I’ve got to go and do some blood work and get checked out and figure out what’s going on for this offseason.’’
So we have the insane psychical transformation, which of course could be from an insane work ethic, and changing his diet. But I mean you go from this to this, and expect people to believe that you’re not juicing.
While being an internet doctor I found what the symptoms are from having steroid withdrawal, and oh boy Bryson not looking good for you.
Looks like a lot of the same symptoms that Bryson is currently feeling. If Bryson is on Steroids then when he finally gets off them he’ll shrink back to his frail frame, and not the beast that he currently is.
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