About a week ago, Barstool posted a Rone mockumentary on this Arizona State she/her that makes well over six-figures a year on OnlyFans. She/her then accused Barstool of defamation, saying that Rone coaxed she/her into spending she/her OnlyFans money frivolously and told she/her to lie about how much money she/her makes a week. How much of this is true? We’ll never know because once she/her threatened to sue Barstool because they took she/her’s OnlyFans content, Barstool swiftly took the video of all its platforms. I love the Stool as much as the next guy, but you have to believe that they fucked up because a company THAT big with their access to good lawyers could win almost any court case as long as it wasn’t cut and dry that they were in the wrong. 

If you’ve been reading me for a while, you know my position on OnlyFans. I think OnlyFans provides an opportunity for young women to take advantage of depraved incels so that they have some money in their pockets to pay off the overwhelming expenses that come with early adulthood. I mean fuck bro, I’m $800 in the well myself, and if middle-aged women wanted to see me jerk off after their SoulCycle class, I’d fuck my hand with the intensity that a five-foot-six guy brings to the gym when Remember The Name comes on shuffle. Sadly, I don’t even want to see myself jack off with the lights on, let alone does anybody else, but I respect the hustle. Barstool was first, but now Nora is coming for me.

 I already wrote a blog about the initial outcry here, but last night as I was finishing the new season of Shameless, Arizona State’s most successful young entrepreneur chimed in.

Before, I didn’t know, but now I’m positive. Woke white people with large followings are hands down the dumbest people on the planet. Yesterday there was just a two-week-old tweet with no traction on TFM’s timeline, and ONCE AGAIN YOU QUEENS(she/hers) have given me excess amounts of attention. 

Do they not realize that everybody has pronouns… no shit I realize everybody has pronouns. It’s incredibly useful for transgender people to have their pronouns in their social media bios, and anybody who has a problem with that is ridiculous. But the echo-chamber of she/hers with short hair and Powerpuff girl avatars that tweet “I hate men” seven times a day are also INSANE. You aren’t fucking Susan B. Anthony; you’re just a girl that makes good money having Saudia Arabian guys pay what I pay in rent to get a glimpse of your asshole. I would give you half of the money in my bank account right now for an hour video on your OnlyFans of you shutting the fuck up.

I never really believed it when Portnoy said that Barstool’s haters fueled their company, but my first response blog has hit hundreds of thousands of reads, and that’s unbelievable. Getting TFM back to its old relevancy has not been an easy task, but Nora and her gang of misfit toy radical feminists have opened my eyes. I asked for a raise a few days ago. At first the boys upstairs said maybe, but this morning it seems as if they’ve changed their minds. Thanks Nora🤝 , perhaps I’ll spend $20 of this new salary on a month of your OnlyFans to return the favor.

PS: look at this clown LMAOOOOOOOO