Waffle House has been a southern staple for plastered boys and girls for quite some time now. If you don’t know what the Waffle House is, let me fill you in. Waffle House is, without a doubt, the most disgusting place on the planet. Never locking doors, hair in the food, condoms in the bathroom, there’s not an exaggerated blog joke that Waffle House hasn’t already done. A frat house bathroom is cleaner than Waffle House, no doubt about it. You are more likely to be drugged at Waffle House than by anyone in PIKE. Its basically a shitty restaurant where drunk southerners go for late-night meals and, occasionally, have a horrible but hilarious experience. Averaging 1.6 health code violations, multiple shootings, and is for some reason, one of the top 4 corporations in disaster response, Waffle House has made it clear to everyone that they don’t give a fuck. Everyone has a Waffle House story, so this got me thinking, why don’t I read yours. 

Total Frat Move made a tweet asking our extremely nice and hot followers to share their Waffle House stories. This spawned a sea of incredible stories that will go down in history as: ”that time some shit happened” Take a look:

People sort of have a love-hate relationship with Waffle House, just without the love.

But all of these stories pale in comparison to the video you are about to watch:

So, as you can see, Waffle House is an incredible place where incredible things happen. I’ve never personally been there because I pay taxes and have a savings account, but I hope to one day experience the giant golden turd that is Waffle House.

P.S. Waffle House has released music. I’m assuming as a way to make them look like a legit restaurant, but it doesn’t work. From songs like “Only at the Waffle House” to “There Are Raisins In My Toast” you know exactly what you are in for with these guys and I love it.