An Open Letter To The Denver Broncos
Dear Denver Broncos,
I hope this letter finds you well. I know that this season has not been going very well given the injuries to Drew Lock, Von Miller, and Courtland Sutton. Being 0-3 is fucking shitty, trust me I know. But your team has an opportunity to do something few teams have ever had, to appease both fanbases in one game. Jets fans are tired, dejected, sad, angry and we don’t know what we’re going to do if we play one more game with Adam Gase after Thursday. We’re probably going to do nothing but complain on Twitter or set up another shitty Fire Gase protest that 3 people show up for.
But seriously, the rumors have been swirling that only 2 weeks after calling him a “brilliant offensive mind” , Jets CEO Chris Johnson is going to fire Gase if the Jets get embarrassed against you’re 3rd string quarterback. This is one of the only times that Jets fans have actually been united on one issue: WE NEED ADAM GASE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIFE AND THE FUCK AWAY FROM SAM DARNOLD. The guy is an absolute bafoon who calls a predictable offense that consists of poorly designed screen passes and running the ball every single 2nd down no matter fucking what.
Sometimes when a coach is about to get fired, you feel for him because a lot of the time they are putting their best effort in to help the team and it just doesn’t work. Adam Gase is not one of these coaches for 2 reasons. The first reason is because he’s a fucking asshole who has run our best player out of town and is consistently a dejected, blame-passing mopey fuck in every press conference and when they reporters have the audacity to ask him about his “Brilliant” 32nd ranked offense he acts like a little bitch. The second reason is that he’s literally not even trying to win, He plays conservatively as fuck even when we’re down by THIRTY FUCKING POINTS and has turned a quarterback who was a promising gunslinger into a scared little bitch who’s afraid to take shots down the field and has regressed since his rookie year.
So, Denver Broncos, here we are, we both know that if the Jets win this game they are going to keep Gase for the season. So I ask you that when you go up by two touchdowns in the 1st quarter, put the foot on the fucking gas, run the ball down our throats and murder the rotting carcass that is Adam Gase’s New York Jets. This man makes Jets fans blood boil, and we know we are doomed to mediocrity but for Christ’s sake this is not mediocrity this is embarrassment at a level even Jets fans haven’t seen before. Please, end our suffering, put us out of our misery, help us get Adam Gase the fuck out of our lives once and for all.
Best Wishes,
Jets Fans
P.S. Fuck that pinheaded fuck Peyton Manning for calling our owners and telling them that Gase was a great hire because he won a Super Bowl for your team. So FUCK YOU GUYS for making Adam Gase a thing.