Every frat has the aspiring Soundcloud DJ who specializes in inserting Animal House quotes into Avicii songs. These guys are also an undecided business major? Even though it’s their third year? Though everyone loves their respective DJ Shotgun Creatine mixes, the question arises, what famous DJ would you want to be in your frat? Well the answer is simple, most famous DJ are from Europe, so they’d most likely not understand a word you’re saying while they figure out the difference between sugar-free and regular Redbull, so that would be a pretty lame article. Instead I give you the list of what rappers you wish were in your fraternity. Full disclosure this list is based only on personality, not on how much money they have. If it were about money, you’d just include Kanye, and you’d quickly regret it when he begins to preach about God at the tailgate, and make everyone dress in homeless Jedi Yeezy street wear for their composite pics.

Wiz Khalifa

              This one is a pretty obvious pick, Wiz is the literal modern image of what being chill looks like, and he would always have some bud to pass around. Not only would he be higher than giraffe pussy 24/7, his laugh would probably be funnier than the joke your frat brother cracks at the chapter meeting. He’s the sort of guy chilling on the roof rolling a Backwood and yelling “We them boyz” every time he sees one of his frat brothers smashing onto the nearest innocent folding table. Wiz also dresses the part with his street wear, and he wears Vans and Converse religiously like every Chad you know.

2 Chainz

              2 Chainz is for sure one of the funniest rappers, have you ever watched his show Most Expensivest Shit? Not only is he funny, he’s also a guy who likes to party, and can cook you in basketball. Those intermural frat league basketball games would be unfair with him on your team, and to celebrate his fine taste in liquor would help you avoid Keystone Light for once. 2 Chainz also wears headbands, which already is half of the fashion choices, made by the shirtless frat guy wearing a bandana at your midday tailgate that feels like a sauna that smells of urine-like beer and discount cologne.

Mac Miller

              Mac (may he rest in peace) looks like the frat brother whose favorite pass time is sitting on the couch and enjoying the sound a Coors Light makes when you open it. He would be a chill frat brother who would always have a good story to tell, and he dresses like anyone that would be on the cover of Frat Weekly. He would not hesitate to get a poorly done tattoo of the Greek letters that, “make his frat better than yours”, he’d also rock them with pride on his chest while wearing only an old suit that he wore to a failed accounting job interview.

A$AP Ferg

              He looks like the kind of frat brother who always pats you too hard on the back, and asks if anyone wants to wrestle him out in the yard after downing to many Twisted Teas to impress the pledges. Ferg would be a top notch frat brother, because he’d always stick up for you, and he seems like the sort of guy to try and take down the entire football team if one of them spills a beer on the already sticky ass floor. His sense of humor makes him a fun guy to have around, and honestly he just seems bad ass all around.

Post Malone

              Ok this guy is not a rapper, but he fits the frat mold perfectly. Post is a chill guy, who can 100% drink more Bud Lights than you, and he loves pong. He never shies away from a beer bong, and football jerseys are a fashion staple for him, which already covers like 45% of the frat fashion spectrum. Post loves Bud Light so much he’s even become the face of the company after his love for the beer went viral. I’d bet there’s no drinking game too hard for him, and my guess is that if he ever were to lose, he wouldn’t think twice about doing a naked mile.

Rappers who didn’t make it:

Logic

              This one is common sense right? He just seems annoying, and the kind of guy that says you need to give him a bid because his dad was in the frat 30 years ago making him a legacy. Logic would also always be mentioning that he’s half black to justify why he doesn’t talk to white girls, even though no one asked. Surely he’d be bragging about how he can rap faster than you, even though half the lyrics probably have to do with Fortnite or Star Trek I’m guessing, I don’t really know I’ve never finished one of his songs.

Drake

              Before you give me shit hear me out, he’d be the guy always playing depressing music in the living room because the frat groupie decided to bang every other guy in the house. He would also always be knocking on the doors asking the brothers to sign his petition on why they should replace the American flag on the lawn with a Canadian one. Drake drops some flame in the booth, and unlike Logic he’s a good rapper, but his mood swings just don’t fit into a frat. Sorry Drake you don’t make the list, but I still love your music though.