24 – 20

So we missed another week. Big slack. But we got 5 jawnsons coming through and they’re all looking like losers. Meaning… They will all win. See this is the Burnie bets reverse psychology against the board. I picked 2 underdogs that look like they could never cover on the college slate, and 4 favorites that look way too good to be true. This is the wave we are on. This is the way. WE ARE STILL POSITIVE. I’m planning on ripping an addy in these next few days and I want to get an actual unit count from this 24 – 20 record. I’m done with the chirps about me being negative. Bring them when I’m negative. Lets rip these shitty fucking college football picks.

Michigan State v Ohio State: +23.5

So many points. Just so many. I like this Mich state team. Not only because they beat a shitty Harbaugh squad in a must win game, but because I think they can hold OSU under 42 points. With the number 44 defense in the nation, and opposing teams averaging just under 5 points per play against them. I love rooting against Urban and those cheaters at OSU so we take the 23.5.

Kansas State v Texas: Kansas State +7

Just gonna be blunt about this one. I researched guyed this one. And very briefly. Hating Texas this year. I’m 0-2 betting them. I don’t fucking know. I’ve watched K state once this season and I watched the second half of their game against OK state and they looked amazing. This is just a classic late szn K State upset. Lets goooo baby.

Saints v Falcons: Saints -3 (EV)

This is just one of those lines. One of those games. Fuck betting against the Falcons dude. I kinda of like the Saints better without Drew. I really wish Jameis could get some PT, but Taysom actually works for in this offense. It feels like Shaun Peyton has had a playbook ready for this guy for the entire season. Like he was awaiting the puncturing of Drew’s lung. Alvin… Oh Alvin. The reader’s know my love for this man. If they would stop letting Latavius get so many fucking touches maybe Kamara could carry them all the way to a crushing defeat via the Patty and the Chiefs.

Colts v Texans: Colts -3 MORTAL LOCK

SKETCHY ASS JAWNSON FOR THE MORTAL. The Colts decide to look like a top 5 team or a bottom 5 team 10 seconds before the coin flip every week. I just think the Texans are so fucking bad. Aside from their first 3 games (Chiefs, Ravens, Steelers) their schedule is DOOOGshit. But they hang in games, so I can easily see this thing being some type of backdoor cover fugazi.

Steelers v the football team: Steelers -7

What a Monday night trap game to end off the blog. The Steelers are bar none THE WORST 11 – 0 football team I have ever watched in my entire life. Their schedule is a joke. They just squeaked by the Ravens with RGIII on a torn hammy, and now they have a prime time game against an Alex Smith offense that they “should” shutout. Its just such an obvious trap. But if I bet the football team I just automatically lose right? It just has to be Steelers -7. Chase Young and the Skins D just cannot carry them to this win. I refuse to believe it, and it is a testament to how bad this team is that I don’t think I have written “Washington football team” in one of these blogs this entire year. Steelers by 2 scores lets go 5-0 this week.