Ohhhh boy. Pronoun Twitter is in a FRENZY for something I said yesterday, and I’m here to address it I guess? All the she/hers, the 🌱emoji girls, and the bearded white guys in Chelsea boots are coming out of the woodwork to let me know how ignorant I am. Look, I understand why people have pronouns in their Twitter/Instagram bios. I get people wanting to be LGBTQ allies; I know why someone would use their platform to support human rights issues. BUUUUUUT… think about the people that have “she/her” in their Twitter bios. Don’t fucking lie. You know exactly what I’m talking about. It’s a girl with short hair wearing so much blush that it looks like she fell asleep on her goddamn hand. It’s some chump in a Carhartt beanie who is in the top 1% of Rex Orange County listeners on the Spotify account his Dad still pays for at age 26. Pronoun Twitter is just a place for the girl that claims she fucked 16 guys this month because she’s a virgo to spew her political opinions and has 216 like-minded pale people retweet them. And all those people live their best life, and they are in their right to do so. Dig through years of internet history to try and derail someone successful, search homophobic slurs on Twitter’s key search in your free time, go nuts Kelseyy🥀. 

In honesty, you don’t scare me at all. Assume all you want because I’m a white kid in a fraternity, the majority of people ARE NOT like you. I don’t hate that people have their pronouns in their Twitter bios, I just hate the people themselves. This isn’t even politically charged. I don’t like/dislike people based on who they vote for. I hate the guy in Texas with three Monster Energy stickers on his F150 as much as I hate the girl with pierced titties who takes disposable camera pictures wearing a wig. It’s not right or left, it’s the fact that those people fucking SUUUCK. 

“Cancel Culture” isn’t up to woke people on Twitter, it’s up to the general public. Someone saying the N Word is enough for everyone reasonable to hate them, but there is a fine line between that and someone commenting “that’s gay” on a 2011 high school Facebook post. Kevin Spacey deserved to be crucified, but you’re one stupid motherfucker if you think I’m not still watching Louis CK be hilarious. I’m a dumb twenty-year-old white kid that still can’t make Nachos correctly; you can’t expect me to pitch a perfect game here. It doesn’t “just come down to people not being problematic,” it’s an incredibly complicated situation where I write shit for ordinary college guys to read, and you guys comb through it BEGGING for something problematic without context. 

So yeah. Fuck you and your pink hair.

-TFMbirdlaw