We’ve all been in quarantine since March which means we’ve all done our fair share of extreme binge drinking, eating fast food for every meal and letting ourselves go. Usually women are the ones bitching about how they feel uncomfortable at the beach because they didn’t achieve their dream bikini body but men, I’m sure you have your fair share of insecurities as well you just don’t bitch about them as often. For many, swimsuit season blows and you’re constantly comparing yourself to everyone and their mother sitting out on the beach.

Here we have the solution to hiding that extra chub while showing off all the important assets. In my opinion, this should be every mans dream swim suit. This will for sure set you apart from everyone else and will give you the attention you’ve been longing for while being stuck in quarantine.

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THE BROKINI- Self proclaimed as “The one shoulder bathing suit guaranteed to turn heads.” This fine piece of fabric comes in two ornate patters the bromingo and the fineapple brokinis. I mean who wouldn’t wanna rock this bad boy for one final hurrah at the beach. Right before cuffing season none the less. This is guaranteed to get you turning heads and don’t be surprised when you hear some whistles when you walk by groups of girls. Don’t get me wrong there’s nothing like a man in a 5 inch inseam swim suit or shorts at the beach *swoon* but this is for sure a close second. This screams confidence which is what all ladies want in a man. When you wear this, wear it with pride. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? Rock this bad boy with a backwards hat, some sunnies, ample amounts of beer and you’re bound to be the sexiest man at the beach.

Check them out and send us your pics rocking one of these bad boys turning heads like no other this Labor Day.

Brokinis